|i can haz write?|
|catz rule dogz drool lol txt it|
What comes next, dear readers? Are we as a race doomed to continue our descent into illiteracy until we are once again forced to growl and bare our teeth at each other in order to communicate. Perhaps not. In the words of George Orwell, "modern English...is full of bad habits which spread by imitation and which can be avoided if one is willing to take the necessary trouble. If one gets rid of these habits one can think more clearly, and to think clearly is a necessary first step" (Orwell). Thus, I implore all of you: leave the text-speak to texting and learn a little something, and together we can save the English language.
|Never fear! Super Cat is here to save language as we know it!|